THROW ME TO THE WOLVES
                             and i will return leading the pack.

(Source: astudyinholmes, via mythlovershan)

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened

(Source: photohab, via tbotofficial)

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes to the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(Source: princess-passion-flower, via tbotofficial)

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sammycurl:

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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Is it wrong that I was terrified to scroll down in case it ended badly?

(via the-moose-and-the-fallen-angel)

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

(via godbless-st-cyr)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via tbotofficial)

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

(Source: ghostukulele, via mythlovershan)

My therapist just told me a joke.

flowery-chains:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

I don’t get it.

The bechdal test is a test usually used on movies or litterateur, if a movie has at LEAST two females talking about something OTHER THAN a guy. then it passes. The joke is the joke didn’t pass the test because the one girl mentioned her boyfriend.

cashtier:

when there are people who consider you their friend
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when there are people consider you their best friend
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when there are people who consider you their family
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(via invisable-angel)